dog park pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Wanna hold my corn dog?

  2. 2. I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

  3. 3. Stay.

  4. 4. Do you pee here often?

  5. 5. It was love at first sniff.

  6. 6. Need rescuing?

  7. 7. A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

  8. 8. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

  9. 9. Can I get you a tennis ball?

  10. 10. Can you help me find someplace to pee?

  11. 11. Come on, don't make me beg!

  12. 12. Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

  13. 13. Girl, you are SO FETCH.

  14. 14. Have your people call my people.

  15. 15. Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?

  16. 16. Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

  17. 17. I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

  18. 18. I came here looking for a little tail.

  19. 19. I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

  20. 20. I love to be pawed.

  21. 21. I miss you more than my balls.

  22. 22. I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.

  23. 23. I want to have your litter of puppies.

  24. 24. I want to have your puppies.

  25. 25. I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

  26. 26. I'd never keep you on a short leash.

  27. 27. I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady.

  28. 28. I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

  29. 29. I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

  30. 30. Iams so in love with you.

  31. 31. If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.

  32. 32. Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

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