grass pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

  2. 2. :)))

  3. 3. I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.

  4. 4. With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

  5. 5. Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

  6. 6. Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

  7. 7. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  8. 8. Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

  9. 9. I’d like to grass feed your beef.

  10. 10. Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

  11. 11. Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.

  12. 12. When I think of you, I play with my weiner

  13. 13. When I look at you, I play with my wiener

  14. 14. I love your legs and what's in between.

  15. 15. I'll be the six if you'll be the nine

  16. 16. Roses are red, the grass is green I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

  17. 17. Grass is green, I want only you in this quarentine

  18. 18. ... and I’m gonna mow it 🥰

  19. 19. Green is for grass I feel like Moses When push apart your ass

  20. 20. When I think of you,my wiener is bigger

  21. 21. You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

  22. 22. Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

  23. 23. Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

  24. 24. Then it must be the paradise city

  25. 25. I only play in the short grass

  26. 26. Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

  27. 27. I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

  28. 28. When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost

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