totally pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

  2. 2. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

  3. 3. Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

  4. 4. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

  5. 5. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  6. 6. Because you totally blew me away

  7. 7. I'd totally map your flows.

  8. 8. Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

  9. 9. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

  10. 10. I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

  11. 11. If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

  12. 12. If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

  13. 13. Hey bebz check out my stud total.

  14. 14. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  15. 15. I would totally lick your guacaholey.

  16. 16. I totally don’t believe that…

  17. 17. Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.

  18. 18. If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

  19. 19. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

  20. 20. I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

  21. 21. Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

  22. 22. Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

  23. 23. If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

  24. 24. Because I'm totally checking you out

  25. 25. If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

  26. 26. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

  27. 27. Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.

  28. 28. Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

  29. 29. Because I can totally see my future with you.

  30. 30. You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.

  31. 31. I'm totally into redheads right now. Redheads are really in.

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