1. Let's see what happens when we mix our genotypes.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.
3. It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened.
EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
4. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.
5. What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.
6. "U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen
7. Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....
8. I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.
So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?
9. That only happens when I am with you.
10. Because i can't stop thinking about you
11. My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.
12. If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.
13. I'll still fall in love with you ️
14. But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
15. Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?
16. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
17. In my robe is where the magic happens!
18. What'll happen if this ridge of high pressure collides with your warm frontal system?
19. Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight
20. So am I,
It only happens when I look at your eyes
21. Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.
22. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.
23. Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
24. Because you're a total knockout
25. Come see what happens when you let this dog off his leash.
26. Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?
27. But it only happens when I talk to you
28. She:How tall are you?
He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
She:So what happened?
He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.