1. Her: Are you ok?
Me: Yeah, I'm fine... And so are you
2. Would you quarantine with me?
3. I’ll kill him!
4. I think I’ve got the black lung pop.
5. Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
(A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve
6. *falls on the ground with a thud*
7. Want to get cough-ee with me?
8. I would never tell you to f-cough.
9. Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.