received pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

  2. 2. If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

  3. 3. Hey girl, you interested in receiving some liquidity tonight?

  4. 4. At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

  5. 5. Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  6. 6. If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

  7. 7. Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

  8. 8. You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

  9. 9. Cause this male is ready to be received

  10. 10. Because I would go to the deepness of hell just to receive your head.

  11. 11. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  12. 12. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

  13. 13. I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

  14. 14. You'll be receiving a package soon.

  15. 15. I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.

  16. 16. I see you’re good at receiving balls. Wanna receive some tonight?

  17. 17. I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

  18. 18. I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

  19. 19. I received a 0.5 deduction for falling for you.

  20. 20. In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

  21. 21. Damn girl do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.

  22. 22. But you would have to receive it in 2 installments.

  23. 23. I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

  24. 24. Are you a receiver? Because I got some fast balls for you.

  25. 25. At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

  26. 26. You saw how good I am at receiving a volleyball, I bet I can do so with your balls tonight.

  27. 27. Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

  28. 28. Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

  29. 29. If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

  30. 30. Girl, are you ready to receive my point of service?

  31. 31. Wanna be my receiver tonight?

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