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  1. 1. Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

  2. 2. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  3. 3. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  4. 4. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  5. 5. You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

  6. 6. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  7. 7. But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!

  8. 8. Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

  9. 9. Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  10. 10. I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

  11. 11. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  12. 12. So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate

  13. 13. People say i don't smile much. Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

  14. 14. All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

  15. 15. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  16. 16. I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

  17. 17. Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

  18. 18. Cuz I haven’t seen you in a while

  19. 19. I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!

  20. 20. [ No ] Oh, my watch must be a little ahead then.

  21. 21. But beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

  22. 22. I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me. This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

  23. 23. If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!

  24. 24. Cause I haven't been getting much of you and I need u bad !

  25. 25. Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?

  26. 26. Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time

  27. 27. Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

  28. 28. Cause you're off the charts ;)

  29. 29. But beauty is on the inside and i haven’t been inside you yet.. ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

  30. 30. Because you’re the best thing happened to me, but you haven’t yet.

  31. 31. I haven't gone past your eyes yet.

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