1. This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
2. Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)
3. I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.
4. Cause you're smoking hot
- Day 56
* Context : Delhi is a hot place and has high polution and due to recent riots some places of Delhi are literally burning *
5. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.
6. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.
7. It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.
8. I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
9. Except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.
10. When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)
11. Which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"
12. I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.
13. Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.
14. Because I’m here to literally pick you up
15. Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.
16. Because you are literally a 0.
17. Hey baby, i'm gonna eat you out. Literally.
18. I literally can't live without you.
19. They literally fell
20. When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷️
21. Let me pick you up because you literally like a fether
22. Because you're literally a 0.
23. Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep
24. You look dead sexy. Literally.
25. I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.
26. T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.
27. When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)
28. When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.
29. You complete me, literally. (Frankenstin)
30. It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?
31. This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally!
32. I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.