major pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  2. 2. Idk but I tried googling it

  3. 3. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  4. 4. Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

  5. 5. I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

  6. 6. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

  7. 7. Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

  8. 8. Fancy a look at my majority?

  9. 9. It can be any major event I'm just not clever enough to come up with anything

  10. 10. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

  11. 11. She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."

  12. 12. Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

  13. 13. Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

  14. 14. I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

  15. 15. Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

  16. 16. I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

  17. 17. I swear I'm not a physics major.

  18. 18. I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

  19. 19. Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

  20. 20. Because I can think of seven different positions I'd put you in.

  21. 21. I have got a major horn for you.

  22. 22. Because you B Major to me.

  23. 23. After seeing you

  24. 24. "Are you an Astronomy major?" "Cause I'd love to look at your heavenly body!"

  25. 25. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

  26. 26. Because I’m interested in you

  27. 27. If my heart was made of shares, you would be the major shareholder.

  28. 28. Cuz I’d let you play my D major.

  29. 29. Because I am attracted to you

  30. 30. Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

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