programs pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My pickup lines are Turing complete.

  2. 2. I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

  3. 3. Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

  4. 4. Wanna fork?

  5. 5. Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

  6. 6. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

  7. 7. What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

  8. 8. How about you include my header?

  9. 9. Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

  10. 10. My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

  11. 11. Wanna see how large my stack is?

  12. 12. Lemme merge into your branch.

  13. 13. I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

  14. 14. I need your /dev for my mount.

  15. 15. My fsck isn't only for system checks.

  16. 16. Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

  17. 17. How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

  18. 18. I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

  19. 19. May I sniff your packets?

  20. 20. Are your API welldocumented?

  21. 21. That was so hot. We should make a gist.

  22. 22. Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

  23. 23. Let us see if I can make your buffer overflow.

  24. 24. When do I get write access?

  25. 25. Wanna share a DLL?

  26. 26. Are you into FIFO?

  27. 27. Girl.getPhoneNumber();

  28. 28. With me you won't get IOWait.

  29. 29. Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

  30. 30. If we do this over https nobody will see us.

  31. 31. Want to see the programs in my HP Calculator -48?

  32. 32. My semaphores are always ready.

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