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  1. 1. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

  2. 2. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  3. 3. Tied to a cross

  4. 4. You keep crossing my mind

  5. 5. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  6. 6. You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

  7. 7. Cuz I wanna nail you to death

  8. 8. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

  9. 9. Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

  10. 10. I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

  11. 11. So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

  12. 12. It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

  13. 13. Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

  14. 14. I can turn your girl into mine

  15. 15. Jesus loves me, one day you will too!

  16. 16. Have you met little Jesus?

  17. 17. I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

  18. 18. I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

  19. 19. Could I turn you into mine ;))

  20. 20. Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.

  21. 21. Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

  22. 22. Could I turn you into mine?

  23. 23. Cause I wanna nail you :)

  24. 24. I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!

  25. 25. Jesus turned water into wine, Im just tryna turn you into mine

  26. 26. Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

  27. 27. I wanna nail you

  28. 28. Because I want to nail you so hard

  29. 29. I’m atheist. Hey, girl

  30. 30. But I’d like to make you mine

  31. 31. You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

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