golf pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  2. 2. Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole

  3. 3. Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

  4. 4. You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

  5. 5. Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

  6. 6. I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

  7. 7. Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

  8. 8. Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

  9. 9. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  10. 10. I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

  11. 11. Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

  12. 12. You're above par.

  13. 13. Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

  14. 14. Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

  15. 15. Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

  16. 16. 9 holes and chill?

  17. 17. My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

  18. 18. I want to plug my balls in your bunker.

  19. 19. Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

  20. 20. We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

  21. 21. Do you slap the dimpled balls?

  22. 22. I'm no good at golf, but I can sure wedge my balls into your sand trap.

  23. 23. Are you a birdie because I want you!

  24. 24. Hey girl, I can make your V-jay sing!

  25. 25. You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

  26. 26. Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

  27. 27. Your putt looks great in those jeans.

  28. 28. Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

  29. 29. Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

  30. 30. Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)

  31. 31. Hey can I stick my club in your club cleaner?

  32. 32. Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.

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