dump pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

  2. 2. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

  3. 3. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

  4. 4. Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

  5. 5. Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

  6. 6. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

  7. 7. I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

  8. 8. I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

  9. 9. Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

  10. 10. Because I wanna take you to the moon then dump you there.

  11. 11. If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me

  12. 12. Damn girl are you a Pixar mom? Cause you got an absolute dump truck

  13. 13. Because I gotta dump a load into you

  14. 14. Cus I wanna dump kids inside you.

  15. 15. Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

  16. 16. Cause you’re eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

  17. 17. I will help by fucking the shit outta you.

  18. 18. Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Just kidding. That’s from The Grinch. Wanna go out?

  19. 19. So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?

  20. 20. I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.

  21. 21. What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

  22. 22. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

  23. 23. I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

  24. 24. Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

  25. 25. What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

  26. 26. What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??

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