photographer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

  2. 2. But I can picture you and me together.

  3. 3. I am a nudity photographer, would you like to be my model for the night?

  4. 4. Our love can cross the Universe.

  5. 5. Our love can cross the Univers.

  6. 6. Adobe should've called it InDesire.

  7. 7. Are you a serif font, or are you just happy to see me?

  8. 8. Baby got batch.

  9. 9. Baby I want to have you liquefy my tool!

  10. 10. Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool

  11. 11. Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you.

  12. 12. Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.

  13. 13. Before you were mine, everything was grayscale, but now I see the world in CMYK.

  14. 14. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.

  15. 15. I hate Comic Sans too... wanna dance?

  16. 16. I know just how you fill.

  17. 17. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.

  18. 18. Because I want pictures of SPIDER MAN!!!

  19. 19. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

  20. 20. Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

  21. 21. I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.

  22. 22. But I can take you back to my place and see what develops.

  23. 23. I'm not the wedding photographer, but I can picture us together.

  24. 24. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us running together

  25. 25. I am no photographer but I can picture us together

  26. 26. But I can still picture you and me together

  27. 27. Because you don’t have to flash me to make me smile. :)

  28. 28. Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With you, I’d be real content.

  29. 29. Can I select your area with my magic wand?

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