yoga pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Wow, you're flexible... I bet that comes in handy outside of class.

  2. 2. You should see my downward facing dog.

  3. 3. Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

  4. 4. Why don’t I help you extend before yoga this evening?

  5. 5. Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  6. 6. Don't mind me as I full wheel you.

  7. 7. Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?

  8. 8. Namastay here or come home with me?

  9. 9. Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

  10. 10. I improve bare. Consideration to see my improvement?

  11. 11. Hey baby, want to see me plank while lifting both legs?

  12. 12. On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

  13. 13. I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

  14. 14. You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

  15. 15. You are SO strong and flexible, I can't believe it.

  16. 16. So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

  17. 17. Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.

  18. 18. Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

  19. 19. White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

  20. 20. I would love the chakrasana on me any day.

  21. 21. Yo baby, I like yo Chaturanga...

  22. 22. You can put your hands at my heart's center.

  23. 23. I see we're both doing pigeons!

  24. 24. Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

  25. 25. Do you like yoga? Coz yoganna like me.

  26. 26. My Cobra stance isn’t the main thing that is rising upward.

  27. 27. I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!

  28. 28. Girl, any yoga you do is hot yoga.

  29. 29. Let me be your baby cobra.

  30. 30. Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.

  31. 31. Cause yoga'na love me

  32. 32. Cause Yoga-nna be loving this dick tonight

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