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  1. 1. Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

  2. 2. May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

  3. 3. Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.

  4. 4. Can I hose down your doublet?

  5. 5. Do you practice safe hex?

  6. 6. I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

  7. 7. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

  8. 8. You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

  9. 9. A world without day is gloomy indeed, but a world without Knight would be pure misery.

  10. 10. A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.

  11. 11. Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook.

  12. 12. You can place your greeves under my pallet anytime.

  13. 13. C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

  14. 14. Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

  15. 15. Come up and see my scrolls.

  16. 16. Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.

  17. 17. Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.

  18. 18. Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.

  19. 19. I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?

  20. 20. Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword?

  21. 21. Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

  22. 22. Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.

  23. 23. I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.

  24. 24. Hey wench the rodent in my pocket wants to eat at your cheeze.

  25. 25. Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

  26. 26. Hey, big boy, how would you like to help this maiden out of dis-dress?

  27. 27. Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

  28. 28. Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?

  29. 29. Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts.

  30. 30. How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?

  31. 31. How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades?

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