priest pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  2. 2. I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.

  3. 3. Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.

  4. 4. I'm going to do things to you, that even your priest only dreamed about.

  5. 5. Cause I’m boutta ass fuck you like a priest

  6. 6. Because I can scream like a child...

  7. 7. (Gets down on knees in prayer) I'd love to be raped by you.

  8. 8. Cuz you can tell me anything and then i'll fuck you.

  9. 9. She: "below 18" You: damn, I thought we would be the beauty and the beast, but it looks like we are the child and the priest.

  10. 10. I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady.

  11. 11. Are you a Nahua priest? Because you’re totally holding my heart in your hands.

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