plumber pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  2. 2. Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

  3. 3. You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

  4. 4. Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

  5. 5. I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

  6. 6. Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

  7. 7. Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

  8. 8. I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

  9. 9. I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

  10. 10. You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

  11. 11. Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

  12. 12. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.

  13. 13. Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.

  14. 14. You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

  15. 15. Guy: You are the light of my life. Girl: You turn me on.

  16. 16. Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

  17. 17. I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

  18. 18. I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

  19. 19. I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

  20. 20. I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.

  21. 21. Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

  22. 22. Can I tinker with your pipes?

  23. 23. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

  24. 24. because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  25. 25. Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

  26. 26. Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

  27. 27. I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

  28. 28. Because of how well I lay the pipe down

  29. 29. Cause I need you to come fix this leak.

  30. 30. Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

  31. 31. I have a job for you.... but it blows

  32. 32. You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

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