insurance pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

  2. 2. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  3. 3. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

  4. 4. because I'm about to destroy your pussy

  5. 5. Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  6. 6. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

  7. 7. Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

  8. 8. Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

  9. 9. Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

  10. 10. Because you're about to get rear ended

  11. 11. I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

  12. 12. cause you're the best a man can get!

  13. 13. Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

  14. 14. Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

  15. 15. Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

  16. 16. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

  17. 17. Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

  18. 18. I promise full coverage!

  19. 19. Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

  20. 20. I like the size of your benefits package.

  21. 21. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  22. 22. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

  23. 23. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

  24. 24. Cause I want to smash your cat.

  25. 25. Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

  26. 26. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  27. 27. Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

  28. 28. Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

  29. 29. Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.

  30. 30. 'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

  31. 31. Would you mind if I insure your safety?

  32. 32. Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

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