marching band pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

  2. 2. Do you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.

  3. 3. I wanna make you go up an octave.

  4. 4. I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.

  5. 5. I wanna tap that snare drum.

  6. 6. I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

  7. 7. Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

  8. 8. Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

  9. 9. There are so many mallets here but i want nothing except your ma-llet me be with you.

  10. 10. You wanna feel my plume?

  11. 11. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  12. 12. When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

  13. 13. Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

  14. 14. What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

  15. 15. You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

  16. 16. I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

  17. 17. I'm not on drumline, but I'd hit that.

  18. 18. Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

  19. 19. You're the band and I'm your score, cause you have me rising.

  20. 20. Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

  21. 21. Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

  22. 22. Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

  23. 23. You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

  24. 24. Hey girl, are you a woodwind? Because you're bari sax-y.

  25. 25. Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  26. 26. Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

  27. 27. Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.

  28. 28. It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

  29. 29. Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

  30. 30. I'd like to blow your horn.

  31. 31. You make even bib pants look good.

  32. 32. Girl, you give me a tromboner.

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