sister pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You know, in this light you look like you could be Laura Bush's younger, more desirable sister.

  2. 2. Because I knead you;D thought of by my brilliant little sister

  3. 3. I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

  4. 4. Baby! You look like my sister.

  5. 5. Like i usually do With me sister..

  6. 6. Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her

  7. 7. Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.

  8. 8. Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai.

  9. 9. I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

  10. 10. I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

  11. 11. Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

  12. 12. Baby! You know, you remind me of my twin sister.

  13. 13. Because you look like my sister

  14. 14. I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

  15. 15. Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.

  16. 16. You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.

  17. 17. If you where my sister... I'd move to Alabama.

  18. 18. Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.

  19. 19. I’m trying to get her sister’s number ;)

  20. 20. Cause I think you're actually my sister.

  21. 21. Cuz you look like my sister and I wanna fuck you

  22. 22. I would love to live in Alabama

  23. 23. But i love game of thrones

  24. 24. I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be weird as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum

  25. 25. Violets are blue I've met your sister So get in the van or I'll kill you too.

  26. 26. Because I can't tell the difference between you two

  27. 27. If DNA test proves you're my sister, I'll stop sleeping with you.

  28. 28. Because I wanna have a sexual relationship with you

  29. 29. *queues Sweet Home Alabama*

  30. 30. W I N C E S T

  31. 31. Cuz I always feel hot around you

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