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  1. 1. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  2. 2. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  3. 3. Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

  4. 4. "What, when I fell from heaven?" "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  5. 5. because you could be entitled to compensation.

  6. 6. Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

  7. 7. I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

  8. 8. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  9. 9. Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once

  10. 10. But you already fell out of heaven for me

  11. 11. Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  12. 12. Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

  13. 13. Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

  14. 14. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

  15. 15. But you obviously came from hell with a body made to sin

  16. 16. Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  17. 17. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

  18. 18. Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

  19. 19. I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

  20. 20. Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  21. 21. Cuz heaven called, they want their cantaloupe back

  22. 22. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  23. 23. Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

  24. 24. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

  25. 25. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

  26. 26. Because taking a bath with you would take to the heaven

  27. 27. Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

  28. 28. I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

  29. 29. I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

  30. 30. This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.

  31. 31. Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

  32. 32. The only real heaven is in my bed.

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