lying pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  2. 2. Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

  3. 3. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  4. 4. Because you got hella curves and I ain’t got no brakes

  5. 5. I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

  6. 6. I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

  7. 7. Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

  8. 8. My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.

  9. 9. Because their are a lot of unattended little kids in my house who lie about their age

  10. 10. "Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"

  11. 11. I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

  12. 12. You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

  13. 13. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  14. 14. but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;) (I hate life love you all <3)

  15. 15. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

  16. 16. Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

  17. 17. And the Jedi tell lies, “You ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

  18. 18. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

  19. 19. I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  20. 20. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

  21. 21. My silver tongue is good for more than just lying. Care to find out?

  22. 22. I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

  23. 23. Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

  24. 24. Fairies only appear in dreams

  25. 25. Her: no Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

  26. 26. On our first date: 1. I will eat you. 2. You will eat me. 3. We unmatch.

  27. 27. I'm not gonna lie, I was using a potion of treasure finding when I met you.

  28. 28. Her - tells you Billboard is lying. You are.

  29. 29. Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves

  30. 30. You lie down and put your knees up, and I'll stick my long tongue in the gap and eat everything inside.

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