pencil pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

  2. 2. Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it

  3. 3. You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

  4. 4. So I can erase your past and write our future

  5. 5. Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

  6. 6. Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

  7. 7. Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

  8. 8. Because you’re finer than .7mm lead

  9. 9. Because you fine as hell

  10. 10. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  11. 11. Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

  12. 12. Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

  13. 13. Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

  14. 14. Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

  15. 15. Because my pencil really needs sharpening

  16. 16. Cuz at the end of the day, I want to put my pencil in you and rewind

  17. 17. Are you a sheet of paper? Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)

  18. 18. Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.

  19. 19. Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you

  20. 20. Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.

  21. 21. If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

  22. 22. Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

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