museum pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're truly a work of art.

  2. 2. One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

  3. 3. Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

  4. 4. Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

  5. 5. Wanna take a tour of my exhibit?

  6. 6. I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

  7. 7. Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

  8. 8. Are you an impressionist because you impresed the hell out of me.

  9. 9. Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

  10. 10. I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

  11. 11. You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

  12. 12. I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

  13. 13. You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

  14. 14. I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

  15. 15. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

  16. 16. Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.

  17. 17. Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

  18. 18. You're so bold and curvy, if I were with you I'd go Baroque.

  19. 19. You know the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows... I wonder what else she shaves.

  20. 20. The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

  21. 21. You know, I keep seeing a portrait of you and me meeting for a cup of coffee. Can we meet somewhere tomorrow?

  22. 22. Is your last name Magritte? Because your beauty is surreal.

  23. 23. Are you modern day Mona Lisa?

  24. 24. I mean... you're looking like a work of art

  25. 25. Because right now? I'm admiring a masterpiece.

  26. 26. Because you’re a work of art

  27. 27. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

  28. 28. The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.

  29. 29. Cuz damn girl you’re a work of art!

  30. 30. Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.

  31. 31. Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second.

  32. 32. Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.

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