jack pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because every time i look at you i get wood in my pants

  2. 2. If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.

  3. 3. Cuz dat ass is well rounded.

  4. 4. Dm me guys for details ;)

  5. 5. How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?

  6. 6. Cause I'd like to slip my cable into your input jack.

  7. 7. Cuz i'd like you to hammer me ...get it jack-hammer... Nope ok

  8. 8. I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

  9. 9. I give it for 16$ Dm me guys if you're interested ;)

  10. 10. Cause i want you to jack my sparrow.

  11. 11. Because I've beanstalking you since you were 12.

  12. 12. I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

  13. 13. Put your hands on me jack.

  14. 14. If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

  15. 15. After all that’s what we are gonna name our son and daughter

  16. 16. Hi, i'm Captain Jack Harkness.

  17. 17. Hey. Wanna see my one eyes jack?

  18. 18. Because I would jack of watching you

  19. 19. You're into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

  20. 20. Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

  21. 21. I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

  22. 22. You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack.

  23. 23. Want to see my lumber, Jack?

  24. 24. Bang Bang? (Cactus Jack)

  25. 25. If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.

  26. 26. Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?

  27. 27. Hello. (Captain Jack Harkness)

  28. 28. Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place

  29. 29. Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from.

  30. 30. Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants

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