1. You get an A because you're awesome.
You get a B because you're beautiful.
You can have a C because you're confident.
But you're gunna get this D because you deserve it!
2. She says yes: great i was gunna see if i could drop mine off in your mouth for a while...
Or sweet i was thinking we could open up a daycare in your mouth!
3. Do you like BBQs, because I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill
4. So when are you gunna let me put my Barack in your Obama?
5. Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.
6. Because I'm gunna need a blindfold before I hit that.
7. I'm so proud I thought of this.
8. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.