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  1. 1. Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

  2. 2. Because you give me an extremely painful erection

  3. 3. Cuz damn u fine ;)

  4. 4. Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  5. 5. Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

  6. 6. When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?

  7. 7. I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

  8. 8. If you know what I mean.

  9. 9. In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

  10. 10. I got my favorite girl. Not feeling, no pain, no fear, don't have a care in the world. Why would I when you are here?

  11. 11. Sandpaper ?

  12. 12. Lemme Buy You A Drank. (In T-Pain's voice)

  13. 13. I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

  14. 14. You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

  15. 15. After one night with me, you will know pain!

  16. 16. Cuz you're a pain in the ass

  17. 17. I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

  18. 18. And you are my painkillers

  19. 19. Because you’re nothing but a pain in my ass

  20. 20. Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio

  21. 21. Me: *Painfully realise corpses doesn’t require sunlight* Me:*Proceeds to painfully have CONSENSUAL sex with sis’s corpse*

  22. 22. Because I can stop them for nine months

  23. 23. Because if beauty is pain, you must need them

  24. 24. Cause i can stop them for nine months

  25. 25. Because I want to buy you a drank.

  26. 26. I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna fuck (Pigs In Zen)

  27. 27. True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

  28. 28. Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.

  29. 29. Just ask thomas paine; he knows dating me is common sense.

  30. 30. If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

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