zombie pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're so cute I could just eat you.

  2. 2. When I look at you I remain dead inside.

  3. 3. Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

  4. 4. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

  5. 5. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

  6. 6. I was dead inside until I met you.

  7. 7. I was dying to meet you.

  8. 8. Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.

  9. 9. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

  10. 10. You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

  11. 11. If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

  12. 12. Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

  13. 13. What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

  14. 14. Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

  16. 16. Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

  17. 17. Girl, I can't get enough of you.

  18. 18. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

  19. 19. Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

  20. 20. I've always rated brains over beaut.

  21. 21. Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

  22. 22. If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i'd save you.

  23. 23. I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

  24. 24. If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

  25. 25. Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

  26. 26. If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

  27. 27. I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

  28. 28. I don't have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.

  29. 29. I bet you're a screamer and a moaner.

  30. 30. I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.

  31. 31. You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

  32. 32. I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.

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