page pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

  2. 2. You'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

  3. 3. Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful

  4. 4. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

  5. 5. English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

  6. 6. I like to flip through your pages.

  7. 7. If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

  8. 8. Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

  9. 9. Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

  10. 10. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  11. 11. Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

  12. 12. If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

  13. 13. Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

  14. 14. I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

  15. 15. If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

  16. 16. You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.

  17. 17. Because I’d tap you all night long.

  18. 18. Boyfriend just blurted this one out I'd find Waldo, on *every page* for you.

  19. 19. I’d switch to emacs for you. I would really like to bisect your angle. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

  20. 20. Because i noticed most pages have numbers but i didn’t happen to catch yours

  21. 21. Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.

  22. 22. Cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open.

  23. 23. Too bad I dont know your number.

  24. 24. Cuz baby I wanna scroll down on you.

  25. 25. Cuz you got voted to my front page.

  26. 26. Damn girl is that ass a bundle of paper? Cuz I’m about to ream it

  27. 27. If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

  28. 28. You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.

  29. 29. Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.

  30. 30. Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages

  31. 31. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

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