downton abbey pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

  2. 2. I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont.

  3. 3. No man can regret loving as I have loved you

  4. 4. Hey lady, I feel no need to conform to the aristocratic custom of hiring a valet when I have you to undress me with your eyes.

  5. 5. Pardon me, but I seem to lost my phone number. Can I have yours so my valet can hold on to it until I wish for him to call you on my behalf?

  6. 6. Are you quite well, my lady?

  7. 7. Are you wearing several layers of uncomfortable undergarments or are you always this hot?

  8. 8. At my age one must ration one's excitement

  9. 9. Footmen give good foot rubs.

  10. 10. Get those lumps...in my tea.

  11. 11. Hey girl, do my eyes deceive me or are those pants you're wearing?

  12. 12. Hey girl, let's start a revolution in your pants.

  13. 13. Hey lady, I feel no need to conform to the aristocratic custom of hring a valet when I have you to undress me with your eyes.

  14. 14. I cannot find the words to say how I feel.

  15. 15. I just got a telephone give me your number and I'll call you once I figure this contraption out.

  16. 16. I know you want some of this yorkshire pudding.

  17. 17. I like to wear pants. I also like to take them off.

  18. 18. I run a tight ship in bed.

  19. 19. I spread socialism... not herpes.

  20. 20. I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.

  21. 21. I'm a lamb in the streets but a freak in the sheets.

  22. 22. Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.

  23. 23. Let's crumpet after dinner.

  24. 24. Let's do it. Then I'll remake the bed. Then we can do it again.

  25. 25. Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

  26. 26. Might I be so bold as to say that I think your "Downstairs" is quite "Upstairs."

  27. 27. No life appears rewarding if you think too much about it.

  28. 28. No man can regert loving as I have loved you

  29. 29. Seems a pity to miss such a good pudding

  30. 30. These blue eyes tell no lies. You're hot.

  31. 31. Was your father a baker due to the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.

  32. 32. We don't need any of this newfangled electricity to make sparks fly.

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