ninja pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

  2. 2. Come with me or die!

  3. 3. Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

  4. 4. My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

  5. 5. My katana isn't the only thing that can penetrate your flesh.

  6. 6. Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

  7. 7. Your daddy must've been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

  8. 8. Cause your ass is kicking.

  9. 9. Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

  10. 10. Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

  11. 11. Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

  12. 12. Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

  13. 13. Is there a ninja in your pants because yo ass is kickin'!

  14. 14. How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

  15. 15. I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms. Need a hug?

  16. 16. I am an assassin, now will you let me in that ass?

  17. 17. 'Cause your body is KICKIN'!

  18. 18. Hi, I am Ninja, but you can just call me Hiro.

  19. 19. Sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off; need a hug?

  20. 20. Let me unsheathe it for you.

  21. 21. Yes that is a nunchuck in my belt but I'm also happy to see you!

  22. 22. Ninjas do it best at night. Let me show you.

  23. 23. Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  24. 24. You've got 206 bones in your body... Would you like one more?

  25. 25. I was sent to kill you, but how about a quickie first?

  26. 26. Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.

  27. 27. Because I think you belong in this manhole.

  28. 28. You must have a ninja in your pants, because your ass is kicking

  29. 29. Baby, I know you want to see my long sword.

  30. 30. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

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