sheets pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

  2. 2. I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

  3. 3. I like to take things slow.

  4. 4. Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)

  5. 5. Forget about rolling the banners, how about we roll between the sheets.

  6. 6. I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

  7. 7. Damn Boo, you have any room under them sheets for me?

  8. 8. I look like a sheet. You look like a sheet. Let's have a roll in each other.

  9. 9. Made this one myself, hope it is good

  10. 10. Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

  11. 11. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  12. 12. Can we share yours? ;)

  13. 13. But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.

  14. 14. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  15. 15. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  16. 16. Let's make music on my sheets.

  17. 17. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  18. 18. Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

  19. 19. You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

  20. 20. I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

  21. 21. Does the carpet match the sheets?

  22. 22. Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

  23. 23. Wow, you are from Kuwait and I Kuwait to get you between two sheets.

  24. 24. Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

  25. 25. I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

  26. 26. Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

  27. 27. Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

  28. 28. Will you be the adenine to my thymine? Baby lets get Mendelian beneath my beta sheets!

  29. 29. Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?

  30. 30. I’m a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets.

  31. 31. I'm a socialist in the streets but an anarchist in the sheets.

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