month pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

  2. 2. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  3. 3. Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

  4. 4. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

  5. 5. Coz you are the one.

  6. 6. I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”

  7. 7. We got a whole month for entanglements —Plz rate this one Edit: it worked

  8. 8. I give them for 30$ Dm me if you're interested.

  9. 9. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  10. 10. Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  11. 11. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  12. 12. Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

  13. 13. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  14. 14. I can make yours go away for 9 months

  15. 15. It's that time of the month.

  16. 16. I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

  17. 17. Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

  18. 18. Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

  19. 19. Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

  20. 20. Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

  21. 21. Cuz I wanna spend 9 consecutive months inside of you

  22. 22. I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

  23. 23. Cause your raisin this dick And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids

  24. 24. Because I wanna be inside of you for the next nine months

  25. 25. 'cause i'm gonna be in you for the next 9 months

  26. 26. Coz you are hot like the month of May

  27. 27. There’s no end to it

  28. 28. Cuz i wanna cum in you and leave it to ferment for 9 months.

  29. 29. Sure its a 3 month trip to the new world, but have you ever made love on the open sea?

  30. 30. Are you an APR loan amount of 100,000$ over 30 months? ...because I have a dangerous amount of interest in you.

  31. 31. Hey girl, are you qurintine? bc i wanna be inside you all month long

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