state pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

  2. 2. Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

  3. 3. Because dam

  4. 4. Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  5. 5. I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

  6. 6. In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

  7. 7. Because everyone is observing you from a far

  8. 8. Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?

  9. 9. Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

  10. 10. When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

  11. 11. Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  12. 12. I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)

  13. 13. You must be a photon because you just took me to my excited state.

  14. 14. Baby, you’re photons are raising me to an excited state!

  15. 15. Did you just whisper a sweet nothing or was that the gale-force winds? (New Hampshire)

  16. 16. Justin Timberlake: hey yo, are you from my home state of Tennessee cuz you the only "Ten" I "See"

  17. 17. It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds

  18. 18. Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

  19. 19. I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

  20. 20. Wanna see my head of state?

  21. 21. You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

  22. 22. You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

  23. 23. ... because you take my breath away

  24. 24. Hey baby, are you an enclave or an exclave? Cause I'm in an elongated state.

  25. 25. Isle like you. (Virgin Islands)

  26. 26. Did you come from a Red State, because I'd love for you to be a taker.

  27. 27. I think you've excited me to a new state.

  28. 28. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

  29. 29. Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)

  30. 30. Because your buttcheeks are in different time zones

  31. 31. You are definitely better than Hannah Montana. (Montana)

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