german pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I want to conquer you like it's 1945

  2. 2. Cause I love jew too

  3. 3. I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

  4. 4. Coz I would like to penetrate you with the strength of the entire German Army

  5. 5. Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  6. 6. Are they german or french?

  7. 7. Because I can Nazi my future without you in it

  8. 8. Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I'd do anything to be German.

  9. 9. You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.

  10. 10. Because you're the world's finest.

  11. 11. Have you ever tried German discipline?

  12. 12. Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  13. 13. Are you a German fork? Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

  14. 14. Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

  15. 15. Because I've got some Wienerschnitzel for you

  16. 16. Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

  17. 17. She’s German no nazi jokes pls

  18. 18. I say that I know enough German to get you out of those pants and into some leserhosen

  19. 19. Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  20. 20. I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

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