mars pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.

  2. 2. Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  3. 3. Eres como una joya del mar. Besame ahorita cariño mio (You are like a jewel of the sea. Kiss me now darling)

  4. 4. Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.

  5. 5. You must be Sailor Mars, because you are on fire.

  6. 6. And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.

  7. 7. Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

  8. 8. Just because I always lose my opportunity

  9. 9. Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

  10. 10. I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

  11. 11. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

  12. 12. Coz I'm finding a wet spot on you.

  13. 13. Because i want to yeet you to the Mars

  14. 14. Need one for a girl named Mars. I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

  15. 15. Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

  16. 16. Will you love Myan-mar-ry me?

  17. 17. Coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface

  18. 18. Because your ass is out of this world.

  19. 19. No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

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