repair man pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

  2. 2. Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?

  3. 3. Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

  4. 4. Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

  5. 5. Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

  6. 6. You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

  7. 7. Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

  8. 8. I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

  9. 9. Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

  10. 10. Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

  11. 11. I always wear my hard hat, baby.

  12. 12. Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

  13. 13. I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

  14. 14. I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

  15. 15. You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

  16. 16. Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

  17. 17. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.

  18. 18. Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

  19. 19. Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.

  20. 20. You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

  21. 21. Guy: You are the light of my life. Girl: You turn me on.

  22. 22. Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

  23. 23. I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

  24. 24. I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

  25. 25. I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

  26. 26. I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.

  27. 27. Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

  28. 28. Can I tinker with your pipes?

  29. 29. I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

  30. 30. You are my AA battery, you charge me up

  31. 31. Let’s become a potty of two tonight.

  32. 32. Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!

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