pregnancy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

  2. 2. You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

  3. 3. Damn baby, your womb is fat!

  4. 4. I got a bun in the oven, and I can see you have a fine one.

  5. 5. Sexy cankles!

  6. 6. Is there a bakery around? Cause I smell something in the OVEN!

  7. 7. Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

  8. 8. Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

  9. 9. Got milk? I do!

  10. 10. I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

  11. 11. Sex is supposed to help induce labor. Let's get me dilated.

  12. 12. Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?

  13. 13. Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

  14. 14. Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

  15. 15. Hey baby, how do you like these cankles?

  16. 16. I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

  17. 17. Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.

  18. 18. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt the baby.

  19. 19. A planned pregnancy.

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