cougar pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. And you are ripened!

  2. 2. Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

  3. 3. Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?

  4. 4. Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under

  5. 5. Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

  6. 6. Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

  7. 7. They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass

  8. 8. Because you're heating up my taco

  9. 9. Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns

  10. 10. Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

  11. 11. My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

  12. 12. Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear

  13. 13. Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

  14. 14. Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you

  15. 15. You are purrrfect!

  16. 16. Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?

  17. 17. You are prettier than your daughter.

  18. 18. Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?

  19. 19. Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day

  20. 20. Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me

  21. 21. Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy

  22. 22. Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.

  23. 23. Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

  24. 24. Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

  25. 25. Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

  26. 26. Can I get you a drink?

  27. 27. Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.

  28. 28. Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.

  29. 29. Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag

  30. 30. Do these feel real to you?

  31. 31. Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?

  32. 32. Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

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