farm pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

  2. 2. I'm good on the farm but better in bed

  3. 3. Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

  4. 4. Because you damn know how to raise a cock.

  5. 5. Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!

  6. 6. Cause you sure do raise my cock

  7. 7. Because you sure know how to raise a cock

  8. 8. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  9. 9. Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

  10. 10. So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

  11. 11. I would love to see the way you farm.

  12. 12. Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

  13. 13. Because you are very talented with raising cocks.

  14. 14. Do you own a chicken farm Cause you sure know how to raise a cock

  15. 15. Cause you sure know how to raise a cock

  16. 16. Cause you sure know how to raise a cock ;)

  17. 17. Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

  18. 18. Cause you sure know to to raise a Cock

  19. 19. Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

  20. 20. I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

  21. 21. Cause you you sure know hoe to raise a cock

  22. 22. If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

  23. 23. Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock

  24. 24. Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

  25. 25. Because you sure know how to raise cocks!

  26. 26. You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

  27. 27. Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?

  28. 28. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

  29. 29. ...because you sure know how to raise a cock

  30. 30. Cause you like a snack that I’ll always remember

  31. 31. Cuz you look like a hoe

  32. 32. CAUSE YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO RAISE A COCK

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