financial pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

  2. 2. Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

  3. 3. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

  4. 4. Hey girl my patronus is a financial statement.

  5. 5. Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?

  6. 6. Bottom up or top down?

  7. 7. Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I'm showing interest.

  8. 8. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

  9. 9. Come into my office and let's take a look at your statements.

  10. 10. Did I tell you I'm filthy rich and my mother's dead?

  11. 11. Girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL

  12. 12. Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!

  13. 13. Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

  14. 14. Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?

  15. 15. Hey there, can I WACC you off?

  16. 16. I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.

  17. 17. I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

  18. 18. I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.

  19. 19. I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

  20. 20. I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

  21. 21. I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

  22. 22. I want to restructure you

  23. 23. I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

  24. 24. I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.

  25. 25. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  26. 26. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  27. 27. Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

  28. 28. Because I'd like to get in you and have you been a financial burden for the rest of my life

  29. 29. Cause you look like bomb bae (Bombay)!

  30. 30. Do you have a bank account? You must! Im saving all my love for you.

  31. 31. Future projections put you at overweight but I'm still saying buy tonight

  32. 32. I have a small penis, but a big bank account.

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