microwave pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  2. 2. Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

  3. 3. Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  4. 4. Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  5. 5. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

  6. 6. ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm

  7. 7. Cuz all you reply is hmm

  8. 8. Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

  9. 9. Cause mmmmmmmmm

  10. 10. Cause mmmmmm

  11. 11. Cause I wanna have a bath with you

  12. 12. Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night **Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

  13. 13. Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds. (Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

  14. 14. Because I’d love to stop you one second before you’re done.

  15. 15. Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on - Day 126

  16. 16. Because I would love to put a baby in you.

  17. 17. Cause I wanna put my dick in you.

  18. 18. Because you are hot, white and thick.

  19. 19. Because I want to stuff something in you and turn you on.

  20. 20. ‘Cause you got some hot pockets

  21. 21. Cuz you’ll be in my microwave tonight

  22. 22. Because I want to take a bath with you.

  23. 23. Because I wanna put you inside my microwave

  24. 24. Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm

  25. 25. Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.

  26. 26. Because you’re hot as fuck and I don’t think I could last more than a minute inside you

  27. 27. Coz them buns hawt

  28. 28. Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

  29. 29. Because I want to put a baby in you.

  30. 30. Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.

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