friends pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.

  2. 2. Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.

  3. 3. by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  4. 4. Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

  5. 5. Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

  6. 6. Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

  7. 7. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  8. 8. I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

  9. 9. I've got a few friends at the IRS. Got any enemies?

  10. 10. Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

  11. 11. How about you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.

  12. 12. Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

  13. 13. Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

  14. 14. Cuz I wanna hang with you -Made by my friend

  15. 15. Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

  16. 16. Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  17. 17. How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

  18. 18. My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

  19. 19. I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

  20. 20. Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

  21. 21. I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

  22. 22. Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

  23. 23. Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

  24. 24. You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

  25. 25. Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

  26. 26. Because Karma will come bite you in the ass.

  27. 27. It's as if Gaia made you just for me and my friend...

  28. 28. I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

  29. 29. Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

  30. 30. I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

  31. 31. Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

  32. 32. Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

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