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  1. 1. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  2. 2. And I'm really sure you are my only cure

  3. 3. You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

  4. 4. Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.

  5. 5. Cuz jurr ass sick

  6. 6. Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

  7. 7. Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

  8. 8. Do you have a fever? Cause you're looking hot to me.

  9. 9. You're hotter than my fever.

  10. 10. Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

  11. 11. Sick of being horny as fuck

  12. 12. This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

  13. 13. Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

  14. 14. Because jurass-is-sick

  15. 15. Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

  16. 16. I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

  17. 17. But I'll never get sick of you

  18. 18. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

  19. 19. You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.

  20. 20. You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.

  21. 21. Wow I've been dizzy all day...mind if I...fall in your arms.

  22. 22. My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

  23. 23. Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

  24. 24. You want to be on top to change my view?

  25. 25. Cus those puppies are sick

  26. 26. You're as hot as my temperature.

  27. 27. Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

  28. 28. Sorry, I’m a little sick right now. I caught them feels for you.

  29. 29. Always seeing it in my dreams

  30. 30. I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

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