size pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  2. 2. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  3. 3. What size boot you wear girl?

  4. 4. And I can give you that D you desperately want

  5. 5. When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

  6. 6. Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size I have used this one with success

  7. 7. Look at the size of that cock!

  8. 8. Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

  9. 9. Would you like that Super Sized?

  10. 10. Because I swear that ass is calling me

  11. 11. Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie - Day 83

  12. 12. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  13. 13. Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

  14. 14. I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

  15. 15. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  16. 16. I like the size of your benefits package.

  17. 17. All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

  18. 18. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  19. 19. Wait until you see the size of my Philip K. Dick library.

  20. 20. What size shoe you wear baby girl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

  21. 21. It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

  22. 22. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  23. 23. I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

  24. 24. I’m not a scientist, but I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

  25. 25. Because everybody fucking uses you.

  26. 26. My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

  27. 27. Because your asshole is looking 3 sizes too small and I wanna show you the Christmas spirit.

  28. 28. Because you look like you can take a lot in the back and I need you to guzzle my fluids.

  29. 29. Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

  30. 30. It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

  31. 31. Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

  32. 32. But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

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