1. Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.
2. Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.
3. Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.
4. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.
5. Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?
6. Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.
7. I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
8. The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.
9. Do you like Northeast African countries? Cuz I'm all about Djibouti.
10. Baby yuh full a curve like country road.
11. Country Roaaaaaad!!!!
**Take me Hoooooome !!!!!!**
ok, If you say so
12. Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!
13. I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
14. For a third world country you sure do look developed.
15. Idk why I've never seen this one before.
16. I don't know which South American country you are from, all I know is that I can't take Mayas off you.
17. You must be a cross country course, because you take my breath away.
18. Cuz I’d like to take you home
19. I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here I will devote my life to show you love & affection.
20. Hey girl. If I could own any country in the world, I'd make Djibouti mine.
21. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
22. Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.
23. Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me horny
24. Cuz I'll never play you
25. Because I want you to take me to your home
26. In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
27. Because I wanna take a tour of Djibouti.
28. Because you're banned in my country.
29. I'm good on the farm but better in bed
30. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
31. Country roaaads
Other person: take me hoooome
Well, if you insist.