CIA pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

  2. 2. Hey baby, I know what you did last summer

  3. 3. I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

  4. 4. I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

  5. 5. We had you at hello.

  6. 6. Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

  7. 7. Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

  8. 8. Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked--you're not.

  9. 9. Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

  10. 10. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my chat log reviews all day.

  11. 11. Could you help me find my stationary?

  12. 12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?

  13. 13. Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  14. 14. How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

  15. 15. I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

  16. 16. I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

  17. 17. I knew you'd be here.

  18. 18. I know exactly where you have been all my life.

  19. 19. I think he got the point.

  20. 20. I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.

  21. 21. I will be keeping an eye on your smile, and off your perfectly formed arse!

  22. 22. I'd tap that.

  23. 23. I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

  24. 24. Just relax while we unzip your files.

  25. 25. May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally.

  26. 26. Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852.

  27. 27. Shocking. Positively shocking.

  28. 28. Take a giant step for mankind.

  29. 29. That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.

  30. 30. The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

  31. 31. Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company.

  32. 32. We understand you so much better than the guy you're with now.

  33. 33. What's a nice girl like you doing at the corner of 5th and Guadalupe avenue at 8:37pm?

  34. 34. Would you...be interested in a night cap

  35. 35. You come here often.

  36. 36. You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?

  37. 37. You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country!

  38. 38. You look way prettier in person than through your webcam.

  39. 39. You're free Friday. Would you like to have dinner?

  40. 40. Are you on FBI’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.

  41. 41. Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm trying to tap

  42. 42. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

  43. 43. Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

  44. 44. Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

  45. 45. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

  46. 46. Every breath you take

  47. 47. Every move you make

  48. 48. Every bond you break

  49. 49. Every step you take

  50. 50. NSA watching you

  51. 51. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

  52. 52. Girl, I can't wait to violate your privacy in real life.

  53. 53. Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone. Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

  54. 54. Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

  55. 55. Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

  56. 56. Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

  57. 57. Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

  58. 58. Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

  59. 59. Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

  60. 60. Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

  61. 61. I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

  62. 62. I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

  63. 63. I flagged you at first sight

  64. 64. I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

  65. 65. I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

  66. 66. I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

  67. 67. I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

  68. 68. I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together!

  69. 69. I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

  70. 70. I'm a great listener

  71. 71. I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

  72. 72. If being sexy was a crime, you would be on FBI’s most wanted list.

  73. 73. Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  74. 74. Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.

  75. 75. Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

  76. 76. Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

  77. 77. My love for you is unconstitutional

  78. 78. Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

  79. 79. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

  80. 80. When one is in Egypt, one should dive deeply into its treasures.

  81. 81. Whoa... you look way sexier than indicated in your metadata

  82. 82. Why didn't I text you back? Because I already knew what you were going to say.

  83. 83. You must be the Constitution, because I want to violate you.

  84. 84. Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.

  85. 85. Your parents must have been clams, but I've already cracked you.

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