1. I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.
2. 1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.
2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
3. Keep me in the fridge till you want me.
4. Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
5. I just wanna eat you all up, then put a bit of you in the fridge then eat you all over again when you're cold.
6. Cause I want to raid your drawers at 3am.
7. In the kitchen
8. But only snack I can see is you!
9. "Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"
10. Because i always want to be with you :3
11. Because i wanna stick my meat inside you
12. Cuz u be lookin like a S N A C C
13. Are you a Samsung Fridge with Ice dispenser?
Because you're pretty cool
14. Coz I wanna see that face lighten up
15. Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
16. I've got a fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?
17. Keep me in the fridge til you want me.
18. Don't tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I'm taking one person at a time.
19. I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
20. My meat is very interested in being inside of your fridge.