mother pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. 2. I'm here to make you one

  3. 3. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  4. 4. Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  5. 5. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

  6. 6. I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.

  7. 7. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  8. 8. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  9. 9. Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

  10. 10. Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

  11. 11. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  12. 12. Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

  13. 13. Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

  14. 14. What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

  15. 15. I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!

  16. 16. Damn baby, when I saw you jingle dancing over there, I had to put my mothers shall on my lap.

  17. 17. Can I be the Mother of your kids?

  18. 18. Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

  19. 19. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  20. 20. I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

  21. 21. Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

  22. 22. Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

  23. 23. Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

  24. 24. So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

  25. 25. Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

  26. 26. How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.

  27. 27. So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

  28. 28. Because apparently I’m a mother fucker

  29. 29. Because I want to suck your nipples all day.

  30. 30. Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

  31. 31. You tryna to become a mother on Mother's Day?

  32. 32. How would you like to celebrate Mother's Day next year?

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